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Name: Rye
Country: United States
State: Hawaii
Metro: Honolulu
Gender: Male


Interests: Substance abuse, giving Hollywood blockbuster films healthy opening weekend grosses, Netflix-ing, Gamefly-ing, staring at candles, and wasting away time on the Net.
Expertise: Alcohol consumption and geeking out at pop culture. Usually both at the same time.
Occupation: Bean Counter / p-t film critic
Industry: Government / Entertainment


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Member Since: 7/18/2003

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Saturday, December 27, 2008

The Great Blackout of 08

You ever notice these things always happen at night, on a weekend.  It never happens, say, when you're at work, thus opening up an opportunity to go home early!

So we're listening to the radio with FOB Kokonut and this Chinese guy calls KSSK and asks Perry and Price whether he can send a message out to his grandmother whom is lost.  Apparently she went shopping and never came home.  Perry and Price give him the go ahead and he rattles off his message in Chinese.

Suddenly FOB Kokonut starts screaming.

It was a prank call.

According to FOB Kokonut, who is fluent, this is what the "distraught" man said over the airwaves:

"Grandma, please come home, you fucking bitch.  You're entire family is dead."

Awesome.


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Left 4 Dead
By Electronic Arts
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Tuesday, November 25, 2008

The American Music Awards 2008

We haven't shot bullets for a long-ass time and once the freaking elderly New Kids on the Block appeared, it was high time to type.  I fear for the day when I shall become so old, cynical, and jaded, that I will no longer have the patience for award shows.

BTW, my back is doing much better.  I'm super, thanks for asking.

  • Who knew Christina Arugula had enough hits to do a medley?  How time flies, right?
  • Lately I've been very conscious of age appropriateness.  It's almost a reverse mid-life crisis for me.  Therefore, watching NKOTB gyrate was pathetic.  I felt so sorry for them that I wanted to go out and find a certain few people I know and tell them, "Stop what you're doing already, you're almost fifty for Buddha's sake!"
  • Whoa, Scott Weiland is fucked up!
  • Was Taylor Swift lip-synching or was it a broadcast delay?  At first, The Busy B jumped all over the poor girl's ass, but I reminded him that these live-show issues arose during American Idol.  Sated, he went back to crafting jewels.
  • Kanye West and Representative Blake Oshiro have the same jaw.
  • Has anybody seen Coldplay live in person?  Whenever I see them on TV, is it just me or does Chris Martin sound freaking terrible?  Love the confetti butterflies though.  That would make a nice souvenier.
  • Hey, Alicia Keys, how'd you get that necklace bead thing on your forehead and how do you get it to stick?  And by the way, fuck you for the Quantum of Solace theme song.
  • I'm willing to bet Mariah Carey is accompanied by a fan to artfully blow her hair wherever she goes.
  • "Hey look, Rihanna has a butterfly in her back crack!"  Like glitter, they'll never get rid of those Coldplay butterflies.
  • Would you categorize the Fray as emo?  Are we even still allowed to use the term "emo?"
  • Just for once, I wish Rihanna would stop dressing so frumpy!  Bedazzled eye patch and silver spiked dog collar?  How matronly.
  • Oh, it's Alicia Keys doing the big finish for the show.  Oh gee, is there a reason why we're not singing "Another Way to Die?"  Ashamed, are we?

And while we're talking about American music, Chinese Democracy is finally upon us.  No one cares and I don't blame them, but I'm very happy to hear Axl again.  I just feel bad that kids have no idea who the poor man is.  Like Chuck Klosterman said, in the digital age, this may be the last culturally relevant album ever.  It's all 99 cent singles from here.


 


Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Rye's Back

So last week I did something very very stupid at the gym and threw out my back.  (Yeah, that ER visit was fun.  A shitload of eye candy but where the fuck was the Grey's Anatomy bedside manner?  "Did you crap yourself?"  Awesome empathy, doc.)

Anyway, to prevent falling on my face around areas with nothing to grab onto, I've been using my Gramma's old cane.  (The ER folk wanted to prescribe me a walker and I was like, fug dat shite.  The Filipino nurse's response:  "He concern it ruin his beauty."  Damn skippy, bitch.)

Bottom line is, why the heck didn't I start using a cane sooner?

People are nicer.  They let me pass instead of walking straight into me.  They hold the elevator door open if they see me coming instead of rushing in and jamming the button to close it.  One lady even opened the mailbox so I could drop in my Netflix returns.  (Kung Fu Panda: ****.  I can't believe how awesome that movie was.  And it was one of the most impressive Blu-Ray presentations ever.  Skadoosh!)

Even after I'm healed, I'm gonna use this cane forever.  Perhaps I'll even start a trend.  It'll be the hot new accessory.

 

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James Bond 007: Quantum of Solace
By Activision Inc.
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Tuesday, November 04, 2008

Rye First, Country Second

Slothmate 2, perhaps trying out a bobora accent, told me:  "Happy erection day!"

I said, "I haven't had one of those in years."

(rimshot)

There's still time.  If you haven't, get to your polling site and either vote Democratic or don't vote at all.

And before I watch Baraka (which is supposed to be amazing in Blu-Ray) or play my Quantum of Solace video game (scored that free Best Buy 007 t-shirt!), I shall leave you with a cut and paste from the New Yorker's blog.  An interesting take on Obama's "Hawaii-ness" from an author who is also an island deserter herself.

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November 3, 2008

Election 2008: No Man Is an Island

On the eve of the election, I spoke with the writer Tara Bray Smith, who grew up in Hawaii, where Barack Obama spent most of his childhood. Smith wrote about Hawaii for “State by State: A Panoramic Portrait of America,” edited by Matt Weiland and Sean Wilsey (Ecco). (I also spoke with the novelist Lydia Millet, on Arizona and John McCain.)

LIGAYA MISHAN: You graduated from the same school in Hawaii as Barack Obama—which I attended as well—and, like Obama (and I), live elsewhere as an adult. What is your relationship to Hawaii now?

TARA BRAY SMITH: I called my stepmother last week from Berlin. She is a passionate Obama supporter, as am I, and we were discussing Linda Lingle, the state’s Republican governor, who has recently been stumping for McCain. In a quiet voice I have heard my stepmother use only when she was about to ground me, she said that Lingle had suggested that Obama wasn’t really from Hawaii. According to news reports, what Lingle actually said was that Obama’s claim, made while campaigning in Colorado, that he understood some of the issues facing Western states because he too was from the West was “amusing” and “not genuine.” The executive director of McCain’s Hawaii campaign, Andy Blom, took it a step further, saying, “We certainly don’t feel that Barack Obama represents Hawaii or shows any particular interest or concern for Hawaii that we would expect from a true Hawaii native.”

This goes to the heart of my own relationship to Hawaii. It has something to do with authenticity and belonging—the Hawaii version of Sarah Palin’s “real America.”

When Blom speaks of “a true Hawaii native,” whom is he talking about? Lingle, who was born in Missouri, lived in California, and made her way to Hawaii in the late seventies? My late father’s hundred-per-cent Japanese girlfriend, a strong Lingle supporter, whose family came to Hawaii in the eighteen-eighties to work on the sugar plantations? My cousin Cari, a Native Hawaiian, Filipino, and Chinese hapa (mixed) woman who now lives in Seattle? Or maybe Blom himself, who has come out against the Akaka Bill—the Native Hawaiian Government Reorganization Act of 2007, now before the Senate, which authorizes indigenous Hawaiians to begin the process for federal recognition—because, as he stated on a panel at the Cato Institute this May, “Aloha means hello, I love you and goodbye. After the passage of the Akaka Bill, it will only mean goodbye, because you will not be welcome any more.” (Obama has said that he will sign the bill.)

MISHAN: Do you think that Obama is representative of Hawaii?

SMITH: Yes. But so is my cousin in Seattle, and so is my brother-in-law from Kansas, a Marine and Iraq veteran stationed at K-Bay, in Kaneohe, who will probably be voting for McCain. Obama was born there, he was raised there, his sister and grandmother still live there. To the extent that I understand Hawaii, he is expressive of its paradoxes, its opposite-of-monolithic character, its ethnic nuances—at least thirty per cent of all marriages are interracial there—and its colonialist past, in which generations of Hawaiian residents were on the receiving end of American power. This summer, when Cokie Roberts blithely said that Obama should have gone on vacation to a less exotic, less “foreign” place—Myrtle Beach—I was ashamed. I’m like, hey, Cokie, remember Pearl Harbor?

MISHAN: Hawaii is a minority-majority state, with more Asians than Caucasians, and a sizable percentage of the population claims mixed-race ancestry. How do you think this might have shaped Obama, and might shape the country if he’s elected President?

SMITH: Obama embodies America at its best: a country where the concepts of native and foreigner, “pure” and “mixed,” black and white, hapa and hundred per cent are so complex that the claim of belonging because of blood quantum or family tree must be set against the argument that what defines an American is not the place or the circumstances of his birth but his allegiance to his country’s laws and ideals. Hawaii, by virtue of its exceptionally diverse population, is a place where these questions are explicit. I am consistently heartened by Obama’s hope for union in the face of seemingly irreconcilable differences, and his deep belief in the human capacity for change.

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Infinite Jest
By David Foster Wallace
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Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Geek Retail

So I used my lunch hour to book it over to Best Buy to get myself a crystal skull.  Mind you, I wasn't all that freaking wild about the movie, but why do these snazzy gift sets come only with standard definition DVDs?  (Obama better be able to fix this HD-neglect problem!)

Granted, I'm using the junkie DVD as a birthday gift.  If the mood strikes, I'll pick up the Blu-Ray later.  I mean, who knows when I'll feel like seeing giant red ants in 1080p.  That and the Area 51 sequence are the only things I remember being worthwhile about this flick.

But still, it's cool to have a crystal skull of my own.  Snazzy huh?

Look deep into its eyes.  You must obey me.  Buy me a Mini Cooper.

 

 

 



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